ultrafacts:

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relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

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funkies:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT

whys this kid stealing all my moves 

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

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